We're hitting the road again. Headed for . .
The Path of Totality!Your fave metalhead mad scientists are hitting the road again, this year to witness the once in a lifetime, total eclipse of the sun on August 21st!
All orders placed from August 18-27 will ship by August 30th. For the delay, we’ve taken 21% off of everything in the shop.
Use the code TOTALITY at checkout. Enjoy!
See you at our upcoming Autumn Markets! If you really miss us, you can follow along on our adventures here!
COLD PROCESS SOAPS
These soaps are cold processed and
carefully crafted for creamy,
bubbly lather.
RECENT PRODUCTS
We add new products on a daily basis, check out our brand new collection.
WOMEN'S OUTERWEAR
We sell designer clothing and outerwear for fancy woman. Discover our latest collection.FEATURED PRODUCTS
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MEN'S CLOTHING
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Bags collection
We have the largest collection designer bags.ON SALE
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EXCLUSIVE WATCHES
We carry a large collection of the latest designer watches.TOP SELLERS
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Simple things, for complex people.
What do I mean by simple things? Just that; simple. No scary sounding chemicals, no scare tactics either; no buzzwords, and no branding you into a box. I make products that reflect my life, and fit into yours. Nothing here is fancy or delicate, the ingredients are real, they’re raw and they work. Designed to work for adventurers, homebodies, yogis, party people, world travelers, city dwellers, country folks, literally anyone. I’ll tell you what a product does. Not who it’s for or what to do with it. I enjoy beauty and self care, without a lot of fuss. I make simple things. Would you like to meet the complex people who use them?