We're hitting the road again. Headed for . .

The Path of Totality!

Your fave metalhead mad scientists are hitting the road again, this year we’re headed south to witness

the solar eclipse on August 21st!

All orders placed from August 18-27 will ship by August 30th.

For the delay, we’ve taken 21% off of everything in the shop.

Use the code TOTALITY at checkout. Enjoy!

See you at our upcoming Autumn Markets!

If you really miss us, you can follow along on our adventures here!

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COLD PROCESS SOAPS

These soaps are cold processed and
carefully crafted for creamy,
bubbly lather.

Suds Up!

CASSIS & COGNAC

A sensual blend of aged cognac, sweet blooming vanilla orchids and spiced black currant.

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WHAT GOES ON?

Want to know where we’ll be next, or what new products we’re working on?

Check out the blog

In the lab:

What’s cooking in the test kitchen this month? Check out what we’re working on, see something cool? Request a sample in your next order or swing by an upcoming market to try it out and give us feedback!

Check it out

Legendary Jaguar Chronograph Milled Bezel

Named after the legendary Jaguar E-Type which from 1961 to 1975 set records and garnered much acclaim for Jaguar, and helped to establish them as one of the premier luxury/sport brands in the industry.

Women’s Black Fleece-lined Soft Shell Coat

Bundle up and stay warm and dry when you go out wrapped in this fleece-lined coat from Via Spiga. The stylish and soft outer shell is water-resistant and features a hood to protect your head from moisture.

Get Glowing!

Stay tough, not rough.
Our luxe foaming body scrub is one step to gorgeous. Cleanse, exfoliate and lightly moisturize!

Let's scrub up!

MEN'S CLOTHING

Find a new suit or a brand new watch.
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Bags collection

We have the largest collection designer bags.
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EXCLUSIVE WATCHES

We carry a large collection of the latest designer watches.
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Customer Testimonials

” I feel whenever I enter the store there’s a beautiful range of clothing to choose from and in my size! I can always find that perfect piece! ” John Doe

” I was very impressed with the very pleasant and helpful service I received from Hilde and her team! I will be letting my friends know. ” Hilde Klein

Simple things, for complex people.

What do I mean by simple things? Just that; simple. No scary sounding chemicals, no scare tactics either; no buzzwords, and no branding you into a box. I make products that reflect my life, and fit into yours. Nothing here is fancy or delicate, the ingredients are real, they’re raw and they work. Designed to work for adventurers, homebodies, yogis, party people, world travelers, city dwellers, country folks, literally anyone. I’ll tell you what a product does. Not who it’s for or what to do with it. I enjoy beauty and self care, without a lot of fuss. I make simple things. Would you like to meet the complex people who use them?

Meet some complex people!